Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Reach for the Stars or dunk for the shits?!



Turn dreams into nightmares
Goals into fantasies


It takes just one time to get JAPPED! If you're not aware, then Just Jap will jap you again and again for your money!

The one time only happens to be many last times and other times, Crap's pretty sure.

Just a few freaking days to be powerfully skilled in Feng Shui. Even teenagers have to learn a few times to be only good at wanking it away.

Who the heck are they fooling and fucking around with?!

You think the public is stupid?! Wait till they get Good Riddance of you Just Jappy!

Pray to your 3 God and Goddess if you will. You shall need all the help you can get.

Crap shall pray and burn some crab meat for you there. Your favourite dish at your tomb.

You're welcome! Now go wank yourself off!

Online, offline, stop the lie! Please...



If learning Chinese Metaphysics were really so easy, then everyone would be Feng Shui masters by now. But that's not the fact and truth!

Come on already! Learn online for a substantial discount and get a certification!?

What the fuck is this?! Who the hell are they fooling?!

Stick the crap up their own arse!

Lesser strain on your wallet, but more strain on your brain! Don't let the monsters wash your brain y'all!

Friday, April 17, 2009

And yet another eerie sale...



Is that right?

Save the environment and paperless?!

YEAH! Right!

Are the paper books not selling well?

Secrets revealed eh?

Go check out all the amatuer books on some bookstore shelves.

Most of the crap books are translated from Chinese classics anyway.


What awful showmanship without the real essence!


Beware of Crap Feng Shui Virus before you waste your hard earned money and start to download a bunch of shitty craps!


Good luck to you too!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Why not just Bright Hall at the Tunnel End?



If the light was so bright, why didn't those who are regretting see it in the first place?

Sounds more like motivation than Chinese Metaphysics!


They are 2 different issues...



Mixing them both means that neither one is complete knowledge.



If the knowledge was complete, then it would be needless to mix anything together at all.



Chinese Metaphysics is Chinese Metaphysics.


And motivation is motivation.


No everyone is doing badly during an economy crisis.


Some even prosper during turbulence times.


Perhaps the company promoting it is in difficulty, at last...


We shall see how long it will go on, crapping the world with its bundle of crow dung...


Thursday, April 9, 2009

The Slum Sale is on again!



In times of turbulence, it's good to have sales, so that we know that the company (MA - Misery Anatomy) is also going through a difficult time. How do we know that? Well, check out the 25% off Stupid Sale! Happy selling dorks!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Walking the Worms with Crab in China... ... ... and Malaysia


Nitty Noting: Once a weekend, on an evening after dinner, if you have the chance, interest and time to catch a really crappy TV program on a paid channel of 113, be sure to strap yourself to your chair - just in case - you might be laughing your head off and start rolling on the ground...

Why?
The show is so silly and stupid if you know some things - real things - about Feng Shui. Crab bet that you'll be smiling and laughing away and away...

Why again?
If you don't know anything about Feng Shui, then you might just be impressed!

Not all said and done, let's Walk the Worms with Crap, and with Jappy and 2 chics...


The curtain opens exposing Jappy's breast and nipples underneath that thin white shirt
(Oh please help! Such obscenity!)


Yeah! The word disaster or inauspiciousness is right in Chinese
"How come Crab has never heard of reflection Sha?"
"Must be something new and creative..."


Food for Feng Shui or Feng Shui food?
"Or nothing much to say about Yin Feng Shui?"
Shows how much Jappy knows what she thinks she knows


The silly marketing show also features a little bit of LT
(Perhaps she did learn something from LT after all)
With all due respect to LT for "globalising" Feng Shui


What else not?
The silly show also teaches one how to blow a Hu Lu pipe job
"You go blow girl!"


Seriously now...
Measuring a tombstone at the tombstone is all the correct one lah
"And this she has learned, at last!"


Not so serious now...
Do not be fooled by diagrams meant for tourists
Or her interpretations may just be all the wrong one...


"Aiyaiyaiyaiyai! There are more TV commercials than essence!"
And the chics talk more than her leh...
"Notice the no-tie, unbuttoned sleeves, untucked shirt and jeans?"
"Whatever happened to the tie and the coat?"


Perhaps the generous sponsor has wasted the couple of million RM bucks sponsorship?


Sunday, April 5, 2009

The Best Crabseller Ever!



Why the hell a 50% off when it'
s a bestseller?

Perhaps it isn't selling that best after all...

Another piece of crab shit from Just Jappy.

Jap Jap Jap Jap Jap Jap Jap Jap Jap Jappy!

Give it a break and stop japping around already!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Best of the Best of Crab is Back!


Click on picture to enlarge image


To be the best,

Learn from the best,

Look to the East,

Look to the West,

Don't be fooled by this jest,

Or you'll be beating your chest,

Don't be cheated by this fest,

Or you'll be forever stressed,

But if you're fooled and cheated by the best,

You shall not regret,

For you can always look for the Crab,

So that you won't feel so bad...