Walking the Worms with Crab in China... ... ... and Malaysia

Nitty Noting: Once a weekend, on an evening after dinner, if you have the chance, interest and time to catch a really crappy TV program on a paid channel of 113, be sure to strap yourself to your chair - just in case - you might be laughing your head off and start rolling on the ground...

Why?

The show is so silly and stupid if you know some things - real things - about Feng Shui. Crab bet that you'll be smiling and laughing away and away...

Why again?

If you don't know anything about Feng Shui, then you might just be impressed!

Not all said and done, let's Walk the Worms with Crap, and with Jappy and 2 chics...

The curtain opens exposing Jappy's breast and nipples underneath that thin white shirt
(Oh please help! Such obscenity!)

Yeah! The word disaster or inauspiciousness is right in Chinese
"How come Crab has never heard of reflection Sha?"
"Must be something new and creative..."


Food for Feng Shui or Feng Shui food?
"Or nothing much to say about Yin Feng Shui?"
Shows how much Jappy knows what she thinks she knows


The silly marketing show also features a little bit of LT
(Perhaps she did learn something from LT after all)
With all due respect to LT for "globalising" Feng Shui


What else not?
The silly show also teaches one how to blow a Hu Lu pipe job
"You go blow girl!"


Seriously now...
Measuring a tombstone at the tombstone is all the correct one lah
"And this she has learned, at last!"


Not so serious now...
Do not be fooled by diagrams meant for tourists
Or her interpretations may just be all the wrong one...


"Aiyaiyaiyaiyai! There are more TV commercials than essence!"
And the chics talk more than her leh...
"Notice the no-tie, unbuttoned sleeves, untucked shirt and jeans?"
"Whatever happened to the tie and the coat?"

Perhaps the generous sponsor has wasted the couple of million RM bucks sponsorship?