Friday, October 31, 2008

What An Indirect Honour!



Taken on October 2008
(10 months later)





Taken on December 2007
(10 months earlier)










Taken on October 2008
(10 months later)










Taken on December 2007
(10 months earlier)









The final day began with students doing a final site audit, and this was in Guang Ming Shan temple. The temple is reputedly the 'master work' of Feng Shui master Hong Shuan, who was famous for employing the Xuan Kong Flying Stars Feng Shui methods for performing Feng Shui audits. For this site, students had to assess the external landforms first and foremost, before applying Xuan Kong Flying Stars for the internal sectors and see how it matched up with Master Hong Shuan's assessment.


Crappy Acknowledgement: It is truly an honour for the 'best Feng Shui school' in the world to conduct their practical session at the ever famous Kong Meng San Phor Kark See Monastery on Bright Hill Road, Singapore. It is rather a pleasant surprise as they have been insulting, disrespecting, dishonouring and bad-mouthing lineage and tilted doors.


Poodle Ponderings:~

"Are not all the doors (including the toilet doors) tilted at the Kong Meng San Monastery?"

"Did not the late Master Hung Chuan come from the lineage of T'ang Yang Wu and Yen Pen?"

"How can they audit and tell the exact methods that the late Master Hung Chuan used if they're not from the same lineage?"

"Are they simply guessing, with the hope of hitting the correct answers, if they're lucky enough?"

"Do they know why all the doors were tilted in the first place?"

"Do they know why all the doors were tilted at different angles?"

"Are the Flying Stars charts still the same?"

"Do all the monks at the monastery have crooked mouths?"

"I hope not, as all the monks will die of hunger!"

"It's still not too late to repent and try to learn the right things!"


TIME and TRUTH shall tell...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Next US President: Unsolicited predictions by people who won't be voting anyway...


Will the next US President be Mr. John McCain since he's got a good chin?


Will the next US President be Mr. Barack Obama since he's got a pair of good ears?


Crappy Commentary:
We shall wait and see the final results if the chin is more dominant or the ears are more dominant?

The Next US President: Elected by the US Citizens or by K.P.C. (ke po ci - busybody) Chinese Metaphysics Astrologers?







Crappy Commentaries: Crab may not know any Ba Zi or Zi Wei or even Face Reading. But Crab knows when to crap and when not to crap. Let's wait and see what kind of craps some Feng Shui and Ba Zi practitioners have come up with to promote themselves and their skills.

"What has the next US Presidential election got to do with them?" Beats Crab!

But Crab votes for Mr. John McCain as Crab kind of like him, a lot!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Aging graciously with a healthy body and a less crappy mind



Do you know that by just walking for 30 minutes, 3 to 4 times a week is enough to combat aging?

According to researchers at the University of California, one of the principle causes of deterioration of the human organism’s physical faculties is its diminished ability to metabolize glucose. And they showed that even leisurely exercise, like taking a walk, plays an important role in keeping glucose metabolism functioning smoothly.

Do you spend the whole day sitting at your desk or in front of a computer screen? Why not get up occasionally and do a few minutes of physical exercise? Don’t worry about what other people think.

In some Japanese companies, it has even become a collective habit. Every 20 minutes a bell sounds, and everybody gets up to do some stretching exercises, after which they sit down again as if nothing has happened. Japanese managers are convinced that their employees are more productive when they are relaxed.



Do you know that sexual activities can keep you looking good as you age? Studies conducted in Sweden have shown that elderly people who have sexual partners have much more vitality and a better memory than those who do not.

So don’t let your golden years deprive you of the pleasures of sex!

Just forget about the obsession of having to 'perform' - the final result is less important than the stimulation itself.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

CONfused Formation


Once... it was Lotus Formation...
Now... it is Plum Blossom Formation...
Then... will it be Peach Blossom Formation?

MAKE UP YOUR FREAKIN' MIND ALREADY!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Irresistible Crab!


Because he is so full of crab!


Just kiss the Crab!

Friday, October 3, 2008

International Baby Boom!


"What an honour. Do we look alike or what?"


"I'm going on an international flight, with my ass exposed!"