Sex Poems

Roses are red,

Lemons are sour,

Open your legs,

Give me an hour.

Sex is like maths,

You subtract the clothes,

Add the bed,

Divide the legs,

And pray to God,

You don’t multiply.

Roses are nice,

Violets are fine,

I’ll be the 6,

If you’ll be the 9.

Sex is good,

Sex is fine,

Doggy style and 69,

Just for fun,

Or getting paid,

Everyone likes getting laid!

Sex is evil,

Sex is a sin,

Sins are forgiven,

So stick it in!

Roses are red,

Olive is green,

Open your legs,

I’ll fill you with cream.

Kissing Is A Habit,

Fucking Is A Game,

Guys Get All The Pleasure,

Girls Get All The Pain,

10 Minutes Of Pleasure,

9 Months Of Pain,

3 Days In The Hospital,

A Baby Without A Name,

The Father Is A Bastard,

The Mother Is A Whore,

This Would Never Have Happened,
If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!