Wednesday, July 16, 2008

BaZi or “Pak Chee” (Crazy)?

Note: This piece of crap email was sent out last week by the so called "best-in-lying" academy in the world. This is a great sample in erroneous marketing and misleading the public. "Will you be convinced or confused?"


How do you know from a BaZi if the person vicious, evil and treacherous?
How do you know if a lady has many affairs?
Which type of BaZi belongs to a person who changes his/her heart easily on relationship matters?
How do you know if the person receives inheritance?
How do you see BIG ego in a BaZi?
How do you know if the person has good luck? Or bad luck?

All this and much more advance analysis methods you will find ONLY in BaZi Module 4.

Crap Commenting: Ting! Ting! Ting! All these you will ONLY find in BaZi Module 10 lah... 4 is definitely not enough from what the people who have walked through the path commented. "Oh! Those lost and confused souls! "


Other interesting topics include Caesarean Birth Date Selection, Reading BaZi within minutes through thorough understanding of the 60 Jia Zi strength, character, relationships and Na Yin. Discussions on Ancient Classic – Qiong Tong Bao Jian, Day Master in Different seasons, advance 10 Gods Analysis, Advance Useful God, useful and disastrous dates through date selection methods and much much more.

Crap Commenting: Heard from those after taking the module 4 that they couldn't even tell the 'resourceful god'. They couldn't even read the marriage luck of a woman. "The hell with all the bull-pissing!"

"Psst! Psst! Do you know the REAL story of the author behind 'The Book of Ultimate Secrets? Bet cha' don't know!"


So don’t wait if you are still thinking about it. There are just a few more seats left for the BaZi Module 3 and 4 course.

Crap commenting: "If you can, do wait. Wait till they have fooled all the Westerners and see where else can they run to? Asians are beginning to open their small eyes. When will the Caucasians open their BIG round colourful eyes? Oh! Kuan Yin, have mercy on the lost and confused souls..."

"Hey! Look! Perhaps the truth is NOT (just a few more seats left) BUT (just a few seats filled)."

"And God please have mercy on the English Language of this servant of the 'wanna be BaZi god(dess)' and those few who are filling in the seats! Awoemen!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey if I dun attend now. Master JY will not teach anymore as this is his last class!!

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hello 'Silver Pail',

Who is Master JY in the first place? I only know one TRUE Master in my life. "Whoever" it is that is teaching the last class... why? Is his class not effective? Please enlighten crappy ok?

Cheers,
Crappy.

Anonymous said...

You know nothing if you dunno grandmaster JY the best in singapore, malaysia, JB and some say batam too.
He is promoting all his MA student like master TK, master hung, master eu, master brnice and master shrvin to teach that is why he is not teaching.
His class is definately effective as most of them can PLUCK

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hi there again 'Bronze pail',

I may know nothing but I do know that there's only one grandmaster alive today, that's Grandmaster YCH and NOT JY. JY used to call him daddy a few years back until shit happened! Bet cha' heard of that?

Well, if those people can PLUCK, then I can FUCK!

Cheers,
Crappy.

Anonymous said...

But at least their techniques are superb. They said when someone have fu yin they will have a bad year. Ha! bet you know that!

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hi 'plastic pail',

Seems like you're a big fan of those PLUCKERS! Do you pluck yourself or do you just shake 3 coins in a tortoise shell?

I had a really FUN YIN Year last year. Bet cha' know that! Now they're saying Fu Yin is not that bad woh. You call that Ba Zi? Well, Pak Chee (crazy) is more like it! Funny thing is... they're shamefully proud. Bet they don't even know it!

If their techniques are superb, then mine are fabulous... Bet they don't know the coffin remedy...

Cheers,
Crappy.

Anonymous said...

Let me share with you some credential of MA grandmaster JY to show you how good he is so u can shut up!!
1) When he pluck a gua and say you will die you will soon be dead!
2) He is the consultant to the MCA leaders, didn't you know he was fully booked before the elections
3) He chooese all his staff base on bazi you can see how strong his team are?
4) He uses a lot of money to buy secrets from masters all over the world so he is the best now
5) All his predictions are 100% accurate
6) All the old YCH instructors chooses him
7) He has a beautiful girlfriend amber chia
8) All his feng shui audit is perfect and all his client got rich from his feng shui skills
9) He exposed Li'Too symbolic feng shui so you know who is more successful
10) He is efficient and multi talented as he can write books, articles, courses and he teach and do bazi and feng shui consult. At the same time he research and learn metaphysics. Try doing that!
11) Look at all his senior students they are the proof of his ability
12) He is rich, have big house and have expensive cars.

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hi again 'Rusty Pail'.

Now allow me to share with you some of the shits this so-called master and his academy have so you can shut the fuck up!

1) He said YCH would die a few years back. But guess what!? YCH is still alive and kicking!
2) The ex-MCA leader lost a hell lot of money in some kinda investment. Bet cha' didn't know that!
3) He hates Yin Wood people. You can find none among his slaves. He was betrayed by a Wood person before.
4) That is rather stupid considering Feng Shui has not much secrets. Most secrets are open anyway. If a real master wants to tell you the secret, he will tell you; if he doesn't want to, no amount of money will make him tell you.
5) His predictions are all 100% right coming from behind. ARSEHOLE!
6) All the new YCH instructors know the truth of what happened.
7) Do you want dumb Amber's mobile number? I've spoken to her before. Didn't sound that smart to me.
8) How come most of his slaves are still not rich? I heard he uses the powerful number 5 on himself.
9) He sells symbolic items online. Are you sure Feng Shui is not symbolic at all? Where the hell did the Ba Gua come from?
10) Are you sure that he writes all the books and articles? Is the information all correct? Seems pretty dumb to me to show his weaknesses on paper. He has no choice but to keep up with the Jones. If not, the imminent fall shall transpire.
11) Yup! I don't know who's using who? He's using his students or they using him? Only time will tell and prove their loyalty.
12) And Crappy is not rich, lives in a small home with a small car BUT happy. I don't live with my mommy and daddy.

Anything else to expose my dear pail? Keep'em coming...

Cheers,
Crappy.

Jo Ching said...

hey crappy, are u answering your own questions? But keep it coming cos' it is damn funny. :)

To all "anonymous": Please use your 7 Killing or Hurting Officer star. Be brave, dun use anonymous if you want to convince and argue what u think is correct.

There is no wrong or right sometimes. Just a different perspective.

By the way, I know they can pluck. But I know they do pluck wrongly too. NOthing against them. Just that plucking is no big deal. You can also do it.

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hey Jo,

Thanks for your comments and compliment. Too bad, I only know one method of plucking; and that's plucking balls!

Cheers,
Crappy.