EVEN More Bullshits!

The story is 'Around the World in 80 Days', but some idiots took a few months just to go around it. What bullshit!


The Ba Gua pool could really be just a design. When there's nothing much interesting to write, bull-boring is what happens. Get real nincompoop!


As the signage says... Crap couldn't say it better.

BaZi or “Pak Chee” (Crazy)?

Note: This piece of crap email was sent out last week by the so called "best-in-lying" academy in the world. This is a great sample in erroneous marketing and misleading the public. "Will you be convinced or confused?"


How do you know from a BaZi if the person vicious, evil and treacherous?
How do you know if a lady has many affairs?
Which type of BaZi belongs to a person who changes his/her heart easily on relationship matters?
How do you know if the person receives inheritance?
How do you see BIG ego in a BaZi?
How do you know if the person has good luck? Or bad luck?

All this and much more advance analysis methods you will find ONLY in BaZi Module 4.

Crap Commenting: Ting! Ting! Ting! All these you will ONLY find in BaZi Module 10 lah... 4 is definitely not enough from what the people who have walked through the path commented. "Oh! Those lost and confused souls! "


Other interesting topics include Caesarean Birth Date Selection, Reading BaZi within minutes through thorough understanding of the 60 Jia Zi strength, character, relationships and Na Yin. Discussions on Ancient Classic – Qiong Tong Bao Jian, Day Master in Different seasons, advance 10 Gods Analysis, Advance Useful God, useful and disastrous dates through date selection methods and much much more.

Crap Commenting: Heard from those after taking the module 4 that they couldn't even tell the 'resourceful god'. They couldn't even read the marriage luck of a woman. "The hell with all the bull-pissing!"

"Psst! Psst! Do you know the REAL story of the author behind 'The Book of Ultimate Secrets? Bet cha' don't know!"


So don’t wait if you are still thinking about it. There are just a few more seats left for the BaZi Module 3 and 4 course.

Crap commenting: "If you can, do wait. Wait till they have fooled all the Westerners and see where else can they run to? Asians are beginning to open their small eyes. When will the Caucasians open their BIG round colourful eyes? Oh! Kuan Yin, have mercy on the lost and confused souls..."

"Hey! Look! Perhaps the truth is NOT (just a few more seats left) BUT (just a few seats filled)."

"And God please have mercy on the English Language of this servant of the 'wanna be BaZi god(dess)' and those few who are filling in the seats! Awoemen!"

Sex Poems

Roses are red,

Lemons are sour,

Open your legs,

Give me an hour.

Sex is like maths,

You subtract the clothes,

Add the bed,

Divide the legs,

And pray to God,

You don’t multiply.

Roses are nice,

Violets are fine,

I’ll be the 6,

If you’ll be the 9.

Sex is good,

Sex is fine,

Doggy style and 69,

Just for fun,

Or getting paid,

Everyone likes getting laid!

Sex is evil,

Sex is a sin,

Sins are forgiven,

So stick it in!

Roses are red,

Olive is green,

Open your legs,

I’ll fill you with cream.

Kissing Is A Habit,

Fucking Is A Game,

Guys Get All The Pleasure,

Girls Get All The Pain,

10 Minutes Of Pleasure,

9 Months Of Pain,

3 Days In The Hospital,

A Baby Without A Name,

The Father Is A Bastard,

The Mother Is A Whore,

This Would Never Have Happened,
If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!

What's it for...?

Note: Is there such a thing called 'Water Castle Gate' in Feng Shui study? If yes, what is it used for? The answer...

Jackass Fruits!

Do you know how jackass fruits look like? Like the shape of an arse...