Are you ready to finally die financially?

Note: Out came another piece of crap via mass emailing from the so-called 'best' Feng Shui academy in the world. I wonder if it's still the best today? Those emails may reflect otherwise I guess.

More Crap Commentaries:

1. To be financially free, all you need to know is your Day Master and the 4 Elements.

2. In Feng Shui, I know there are 5 Elements. Where the heck did they get the 4 Elements from?

3. Am I getting out-dated or are they getting more and more desperate?

4. Since when did the 'Wind' get a place in the Elements. Could it be the wind from farts?

5. If your Day Master is Metal, you will be financially free faster! Metal means money mah!

6. Wait a minute! But they don't have a Metal element in their syllabus woh! So how?

7. In modern days such as these, you only need a speaker who is also a ballet teacher to teach you about financial freedom. QUESTION PLEASE... Is he financally free himself or just desperately broke?

8. The other speaker I had never ever heard of till now. From where? Lion Island? Seems like the Island is doing much better than Malaysia financially, then why come here? Another desperado case? You bet'cha!

9. In this miracle workshop, you don't need a Certified Financial Planner (CFP), don't need a Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA), don't need a Unit Trust or Fund Manager. All you need is your Day Master and the 4 Elements (sounds a little redundant?)

10. Hell of a workshop! Feng Shui was known as Kan Yu before. The 'Kan' in Hokkien dialect could stand for FUCK in English Language; only in this very special case.

11. So all CFPs, CPAs and Fund Managers, please resign and make way for the 'fake it till you make it' Feng Shui 'monsters' as advertised.

12. Are you ready to make a difference to yourself, or to their phony creation? Perhaps the difference has been made after all. As the signs and patterns are showing a promising financial fuckdoom!