Are You Heading for Financial DOOM?!

Note: This piece of non-sense promotion was sent out via mass emails recently by the so-called 'best' Feng Shui academy in the world. Do take a read and try your very best not to fall into the trap, but you can fall on the ground laughing your lungs out.

Crap Commentaries:

1. Are they trying to create hope in a bad economy?

2. Is this not like robbing food from the beggar's bowl?

3. If financial freedom is so easy to get, then why are they still working their butts off?!

4. Can Feng Shui really bring you the financial freedom you want?

5. If you have good abundance Qi in your home, does it mean you just need to sit at home and wait for the money to drop into your lap?

6. If good Qi is so easy to tap, then why not just buy a hammer and start knocking at the Sheng Qi corner?

7. Don't you know that there is a millionaire code in Feng Shui? Where the hell have you been?

8. If they are financially free already, then why all the early bird, late bird and whatever small and big bird rates? Chirp... chirp... chirp...

9. How long does it take to be financially free using Feng Shui techniques?

10. Perhaps you need to be a little poorer first before you can be financially free. WHY? Because you need to pay the Feng Shui talker first before he sells you the open 'secret'? BUT the secret may not even work! So you might still be poor in the end.

11. I think you will be the last one to get rich as the Feng Shui talker will be financially free first before you, NO? Think about it my friend!

12. Perhaps the Feng Shui talker should pay you instead for attending the BS seminar? WHY? So that your pretty face would appear on the camera. Say shit... ! Oops! I mean cheese!