Ladies & gentlemen, introducing... ... ...

... the very infamous Crappy the Crab. When Crappy bites, he won't let go until his victim is dead, and then he will eat it! Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Hey! Crappy is going on holiday tomorrow lah! And he promises to share any crap stories that he may discover along the way. That's a promise not to be broken. Check it, check it, baby! Auf Wiedersehen!