Tuesday, March 18, 2008

How Boring Can It Get? (yawn... zzz... zzz...)

Of late, there have been predictions on sex scandals happening during the Rat Year by one so called Feng Shui practitioner with the abbreviation of JYMA (Just Young Mammal Amateur). For all we know, sex scandals have been going on since ancient time and nothing is really new or shocking about two people having sex. Let's face it, we're all humans and we have natural needs.

Due to today's advancement on technology like the internet and Google blogs, news travels at the speed of fibre optic cables and by the next minute, all your nude pictures will become the 'feast' of millions pair of hungry eyes around the world. So the cliche of having safe sex by wearing a condom is no longer valid. Nowadays, to have safe sex, you MUST wear a mask as you never know who may be capturing the moments you're pumping juice!

Let us grow up and be more mature and accept the fact that we are all here because a couple of people had sex; well, unless you were a clon baby! In ancient time, Julius Caesar and Cleopatra had their hottie moments and it was a sex scandal too! So come on already and predict something new and more important like when an empire of frauds will collapse? Is it going to be in the Rat Year or the Raccoon Year?


Cleopatra and Julius pumping it out in the palace of Rome, and caught by JYMA, the kiddy predictor!


Run Caesar run!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wah! If predictions can be half true, than anyone can do it. I predict that this year guaranteed in the world will have disease, earthquake, sexual misconduct, market upheavals and ofcourse there will be some good luck too.
WTF!!

Hey I wondered why no masters in Malaysia predicted in 2007 about the minister's scandal? Too busy?
:-)

Crap Feng Shui ~ said...

Hi Anon,

As we're speaking right now; somewhere in the world someone is having an affair now. I predict the world population will increase, not decrease. Does that qualify me as a Feng Shui master? I think I'll just remain as a Feng Shui Marketer, it's safer that way.

Cheers,
Eric.