Feng Shui masters are not Superman!

Funny how most people think that Feng Shui masters are like Superman and immuned to mishaps that happen daily to 'ordinary' people. The article below is extracted from the Malaysian national newspaper, The Star, proves that Feng Shui masters are just like any of us. They have their misfortunes too! Like you and I, they also go through the good and bad luck cycle!

Perhaps, one of the many differences among Feng Shui masters is (other than coming from different schools) that some have the style but got no substance, and some got no style but have the substance. Most of the time, the first impression does count (branded clothes, watches, fancy mobile phones, cars and etc.) but I think that in this case, the last impression is what counts the most. What think you?

Well, I think that the Feng Shui master who got robbed recently has a combination number of 7-3 somewhere in his house. Perhaps it's his bedroom, or door, or main door. Hey, I'm only guessing! But some idiots out there may say that his Ba Zi indicates that he would get robbed on a certain day, at a certain hour, at a certain place and perhaps of a certain amount. What say you?

Well, I say everyday another fool is born, until... ... ... they learn the REAL Feng Shui!

The "Untold" Story of Eve & Adam

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" God replies from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man’ Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"

"Yeah, well...... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. So, just remember... it's our secret! Woman to woman!"

Feng Shui or Chop Shui?

In the olden days, do you know what would happen if a Feng Shui master made a wrong prediction? Half-right and half-left kind of predictions are still wrong predictions! A picture speaks louder than a million words... (scroll down to find out, excercise that finger now...)

But today, even when so-called Feng Shui practitioners and masters make such idiotic predictions and stupid mistakes, they just...

... cover the face with a recycled paper bag which was used to contain rotten apples!



NO EYE SEE ergh!

How Boring Can It Get? (yawn... zzz... zzz...)

Of late, there have been predictions on sex scandals happening during the Rat Year by one so called Feng Shui practitioner with the abbreviation of JYMA (Just Young Mammal Amateur). For all we know, sex scandals have been going on since ancient time and nothing is really new or shocking about two people having sex. Let's face it, we're all humans and we have natural needs.

Due to today's advancement on technology like the internet and Google blogs, news travels at the speed of fibre optic cables and by the next minute, all your nude pictures will become the 'feast' of millions pair of hungry eyes around the world. So the cliche of having safe sex by wearing a condom is no longer valid. Nowadays, to have safe sex, you MUST wear a mask as you never know who may be capturing the moments you're pumping juice!

Let us grow up and be more mature and accept the fact that we are all here because a couple of people had sex; well, unless you were a clon baby! In ancient time, Julius Caesar and Cleopatra had their hottie moments and it was a sex scandal too! So come on already and predict something new and more important like when an empire of frauds will collapse? Is it going to be in the Rat Year or the Raccoon Year?

Cleopatra and Julius pumping it out in the palace of Rome, and caught by JYMA, the kiddy predictor!


Run Caesar run!

Get it done in March, advise feng shui experts

This piece of article was published in the New Straits Times, a Malaysian newspaper, dated 27 January 2008, two and a half weeks before the election day of 8 March 2008 was announced on 14 February 2008.

Let's bet! You bet! I bet! They bet! We all bet! Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

Malaysia: Politicians, Punters Wager On Winning Numbers For Malaysia's Elections
News Headline Elections 2008 2008-02-15 13:39

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA: Malaysia's next general election on 8 Mar has inspired a frenzy of illegal betting and raised superstitious hopes among politicians that the number eight _ considered auspicious by many Asians _ will help them hit the vote jackpot.

The pro-government New Straits Times newspaper devoted an entire page Friday (15 Feb) to the significance of 8 Mar, listing important historical events that have occurred on that day since 1838, as well as references to the number eight in literature, sports and science.

Some Malaysians _ mainly the ethnic Chinese in northern Penang state _ took more than an academic interest: They earlier had placed bets on 8 Mar as the polling date, which proved the right call when the Election Commission announced the date Thursday (14 Feb).

"There's heavy betting because many Chinese enjoy gambling," Rev Yong, a prominent feng shui consultant, told The Associated Press. "The Chinese in Penang will bet on anything for these elections _ on numbers, dates, winning candidates."

An illegal bookie in Penang _ a predominantly Chinese area where betting is more prevalent than in other states _ had to pay out more than 10,000 ringgit (US$3,100) to customers who called the election date correctly, The Star reported.

Some customers of four-digit lottery tickets were banking on the number 6308, which they regarded as the numerical equivalent of Saturday, 8 Mar, The Star added.

Eight is considered a lucky number in many Asian cultures, especially among the Chinese, because it sounds like the word "prosper." In Hinduism, the goddess of wealth Lakshmi has eight forms.

About a third of Malaysia's 27 million people are ethnic Chinese and Indians. The rest are mostly Muslim Malays, but even they sometimes heed the superstitions of other communities.

Selangor state Chief Minister Mohamad Khir Toyo, a Muslim, said he was sure that 8 Mar would prove "auspicious" for him and his state.

"Selangor's territory is about 8,000 square kilometers. We have about eight million residents. The year is 2008 and I was appointed chief minister in August, the eighth month," he told reporters.

Yong, the feng shui consultant, said the numerical significance of 8 Mar is "a good omen."

"We can predict quite confidently that the government will garner more than a two-thirds majority" in Parliament, he said.

The numbers game was being played even before the polling day announcement.

It was widely speculated that Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi would dissolve Parliament on 13 Feb because 13 is his favorite number. The rumor proved true _ and the official campaigning period will be 13 days. (AP)

MySinchew 2008.02.15

Source: http://www.mysinchew.com/node/7034?tid=14

It's a good day for polls

This piece of article was published in the New Straits Times, a Malaysian newspaper, dated 15 February 2008; three weeks before the actual election day of 8 March 2008.

The 12th Malaysian General Election Results

The 12th Malaysian General Election was executed on 8 March 2008 and these were the results that came out the following day.

BN = Barisan Nasional
OPP = Opposition Party
OTH = Others
FT = Federal Territory

As we can see crystal clearly, the OP Party has won 5 of the 13 states in Malaysia, which is almost half of the country. The somewhat 2/3 winning prediction by BN is a huge guffaw!

I hope you've truly enjoyed the many predictions, bullshits and cookie-cutter craps that some of the so-called Feng Shui masters had said about the "auspiciousness" of the 'date selection' for the very recent Malaysian general election.

It's one thing trying to prove oneself publicly and it's another thing shooting oneself in the foot when the predictions get screwed up! OUCH! Have mercy on the innocent public! Please keep the craps to your own self and butter honey bake them! The craps will taste much better that way! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! AMEN!

Crap Feng Shui Blog is Crapping Really Well!

Special Announcement: It was a great surprise to discover that this Blog was ranked at number 2 and 3 on the "Top Feng Shui Blog Entries" Site (click on picture below to enlarge and see the proof).

The article on "Faking the History: A Virtual Fraud in the world of Feng Shui" (ranked no. 3) basically reveals the truth on how a 'frauder' had registered his paid blog of http://www.xengxhuilogy.com/ on 21 December 2007 and then back-dated his articles to July 2005. Sometimes we wonder what the fucxking heck he's trying to prove! (scroll all the way down and click on the pictures below to enlarge and see the proofs).

Feng Shui is BULLSHIT!

Ladies and gentlemen of the world...


The infamous "Penn & Teller: Bullshit Show!" Put your feet high and relax... Click play to watch the video... Enjoy... MWAH!

Feng Shui is Bullshit! – It’s not scientific!

Some of the things I have gathered from the “Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Show” on the absurdity of Feng Shui are as follow:

Feng Shui is an ancient Chinese science of improving energy or Qi by rearranging furniture. (They didn’t have that many furniture in the olden days back in China. IKEA was not born yet.)

Most things have clues but Feng Shui doesn’t have a clue or proof. (Right on!)

Feng Shui is energy or Qi playing a cosmic game of musical chairs. (You mean Qi gets so tired from traveling it has to fight for a chair and sit down?)

Qi is like a moving, bouncing, travelling yellow ball. (Are you sure Qi is yellow in colour?)

Qi is life force energy; it’s what the molecules are made out of. (Molecules are made of Qi? That’s new!)

If Feng Shui is really science, then the advice should be all the same. (Right on again!)

Feng Shui is a reliable and predictable way of looking at what energy really is. (Are you sure? What instruments do we use to determine that? Our eyes?)

KEEP THE PATHWAY CLEAR! What good is wealth and success if you die in a fire? (At least you get toasted in style!)

Red colour represents fire. Too much fire can cause problems with the teeth, mouth, jaw and chest area. Red is accident prone. Red is bad! (So are we all on fire since our blood is red?! No wonder we’re all so bad!)

Energy from the front and back of the house requires red colour in the middle of the house. (So now energy knows how to recognize colours! What next?)

If Feng Shui is a real science, how could it be so inconsistent? (You may ask that again!)

Feng Shui is not a religion. (So is it spiritual? Hmmm…)

Feng Shui is common sense. (Yeah! The sense is so common it makes people stupid!)

Feng Shui can create good health, wealth and prosperity for you and your family. (Ok. But how the heck do you do that?)

Most ‘Feng Shui-ed’ people in China are dirt poor! (No comment!)

Some people are making money from this bullshit! (You mean they make money from selling bullshit? Ya!)

Creative scumbags! (You’re right again! Not left!)

Feng Shui is something visual which you can see. (Well, I must be blind!)

Feng Shui is an ancient mathematical calculation that was derived and developed through centuries of imperial observations. (Huh! What’s that again in layman term? Talk to me like a 10-year old please)

It is so stupid. (Who? You or me? We? Ok! Right buddy!)

Faking the History: A Virtual Fraud in the world Feng Shui

The information indicated in this picture is what you’ll get if you go to http://www.whois.net/ and look up for the old new “fxxxsxxxlogy” so called blog. If the internet line is busy due to many itchy fingers clicking from all over the world, try and try and try again. NEVER give up!



If your first few attempts are unsuccessful, then the other alternative is to check it out at http://www.register.com/ Type in the same old word “fxxxsxxxlogy” and hit the search button. You may need to scroll down and click on the icon and verify the code. Do not worry! It’s all user-friendly and menu guided. The procedure is still the same, refresh and refresh and refresh again if the internet line is busy. NEVER EVER give up!

NOTE: Someone predicted this, “I have repeatedly highlighted that in the year of Wu Zi (戊子) (Earth Rat) we can expect fraud, embezzlement and sex scandals.”

He’s done his fraud homework in advance, and then predicted it to make it come true. Right on man! He predicted his own fraud work! Very well done! Hey! I’m not talking about steak lah!