Feng Shui Scuba Diving

There’s going to be the last fairy-land Feng Shui tour to the Middle Kingdom led by Young Shaman sometime in mid April this year. Stranger than pulp-fiction that this phrase was ‘advertised’ to attract sheep to go on the phony ride…

See WHERE Yang Yun Song is buried?
No one really knows for sure, exactly where Yang is buried. I've managed to find the area in which he is 'believed' to be buried.

And so it seems like a wild guessing game! “Guess who’s right and who’s left? Who’s white and who’s black? Who’s smart and who’s stupid?”

For all we know, the late Master Yang Yun Song’s grave is submerged in water. The concern is… Have you gotten your goggles and oxygen tank? How about your scuba diving license? Sorry folks, Feng Shui scuba diving is not available in Malaysia at the moment but it is available somewhere else (I forgot the exact location lah!).

Breathe through your mouth to register! (Wow! Golly! What have you been eating man?!)

PS: He said this is going to be his last extortion to Middle Kingdom woh... Let's see if next year he comes back with a 'back by popular demand' ass-cuse! "Brrrr....! I'm drowning! Did you give me a fake scuba diving license?! You scumbag!"