Friday, February 1, 2008

Regular Masturbation Prevents Cancer


Research suggests semen may have a carcinogenic effect on the cells lining the prostatic ducts if not flushed regularly out of the pipes by ejaculations.

As an innocently naughty teenager just a few short years ago, I was curious about masturbation but simply had no courage or opportunity to ask someone. I wasn't interested in those no-brainer questions that other teenagers asked: whether vigorous rubbing of the penis would dislodge it from the body or make your pubic hair fall off. I knew already, as a well-read teen, that sperm is produced daily, that ejaculating it either via sex or masturbation is natural, pleasurable and desirable. And if I didn't masturbate and spurt it out, the body would have to discharge the accumulated 'gooey stuff' at night while I was experiencing a wet dream. No amount of listening to fire-and-brimstone sermons on Sunday could shake my confidence in this scientific fact and truth.

What I was dying to know, and which I am still interested today, were burning questions such as how spinster women (most of my school teachers then were not married) and celibate priests relieve their sexual urgings. From all appearances, they didn't have lovers or sex partners, so did they masturbate? If they did, was it alone in the shower or bedroom, and how frequent did they do it? Did they read porn magazines or watch porns to enhance the shaking experience? Burning questions!

In earlier, more sensible times, as we read in our history books, priests and popes fucked regularly and produced hordes of children. It was only until recently that this practice was stopped. As a result, one reads in the news of priests in the US (particularly in Catholic-dominated Boston) molesting children.

If priests and other celibates were encouraged to masturbate regularly, then they would more likely to keep their own paws to themselves and not on children, as medical researchers have discovered, according to the following report:

Sydney - Frequent masturbation may be really good for you. Research by Australia's Cancer Council Victoria found that the more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to suffer the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

The survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men found that those who masturbated or had sex at least once a day in their 20’s were a third less likely to develop the malady.

"For men in their 50's of course that's often not achievable," Graham Giles, who led the research team told Reuters on Thursday.

"(But) masturbation isn't bad for you. I don't believe in the blindness and hairy palms theory. Prohibitions against ejaculations are not based on science," he said.

The study conducted between 1994 and 1998, but still being analyzed, did not focus specifically on masturbation.

Nevertheless, it was the largest so far to ask participants not just about their sexual relations but also about masturbation and to analyze the answers.

Giles said the findings correlate with previous research that showed Roman Catholic priests were 30 percent more likely to get prostate cancer, but they contradict other studies that suggested having a variety of partners or frequent sex could lift the risk.

One theory that could explain the new results is that semen may have a carcinogenic effect on the cells lining the prostatic ducts if not flushed regularly out of the pipes by ejaculations.


"So the next time you masturbate, don’t feel guilty! Be proud! Just make sure you do it in a good sector with a good door at the RIGTH TIME and your penis is facing an auspicious direction.

When having sex, make sure your husband or wife is also sitting or lying in an auspicious direction at the RIGHT TIME so that your newborn will have a good Ba Zi chart. According to Tao Wisdom, the best place to produce newborn is in an open field where the good Qi is not blocked."

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