The Feng Shui Marketer’s Prediction of the JYMA’s Talk on 27 February 2008

The Goodies of the Rat Year

Starts by reminding everyone how much he loves Lillian Too again (Right on man!)

Explaining the annual Flying Stars chart 2008; telling people where the wealth star is, where the 5-yellow is and to avoid it, where to see and not to see the mountain and the water, and yada yada yada… (Come on already! Like we can’t find this information elsewhere for free!)

Going through the 12 Zodiacs one by one (How utterly boring!)

Using the latest ‘hot’ Hong Kong Master Li Kui Ming’s method of seasonal Ba Zi Prediction and Dong Kong Date Selection (How original is that? Copy-pussy-cat!)

Making an obvious market instability prediction (As if we don’t know already from the news!)

Making an obvious prediction on the clear and expected political poll results in Malaysia (Sister! Spare me a dime!)

Criticizing other Date Selection methods and saying he has combined it with Five Ghosts Carry Treasure formula, adding the Day 6 of Chinese New Year has a clash and a Year Breaker Day (Hey dickhead! You don’t know what you don’t know!)

Promoting his scuba diving China trip as his last trip and criticize other people’s trips (Your pubic hair had just started to grow when other people went to China! Go shave what little hair you may have! When you don’t have hair, you can’t comb hair!)

Promoting his Feng Shui on-site practical that he had forgotten to include in his countless modules (Guess who reminded him of that? Don’t stare at me man!)

Ending the talk-cock with Face Reading 2008 on the fish-tail eyes, sharp upper lips, thicker lower lips thingy (Been there, heard it, fuck it!)



The baddies of the Rat Year

He will never be humble (Not in his vocabulary)

He will never stop criticizing or making fun of others (Typical huge-door obstacles or ‘Ju Men Hua Ji’ in Zi Wei)

He will never admit his gender likings (Ouch! Sista! We are family!)

He will remain unhappy despite the material gains (Does he have a sex life at all?)

He has no choice but to climb up (There’s no where to go beyond Upper 9)


PS: His company website will lie about the turnout of the actual number of audience. Photoshop can do wonders. What a bunch of marketing bollocks!


Shame of the Past - JYMA's 2007 Predictions

1 - Off the Edge magazine: February 2007 issue (One Big Boar) - "The year of the Fire Boar is of the water element so there will be many opportunities for wealth, even in the areas of construction and development. There will be diseases affecting the digestive and intestinal system. There will be major stomach and respiratory problems. We can also see that the fire element, which went up last year is dissipating oil prices will not rise." (I regret to inform you that the oil price has been increased! - The Government of Malaysia)

2 - The Star Newspaper: 11 January 2007 (Planning for the year ahead) - "I say it is a good year. The wealth element is very strong. People in the medical profession will do better." (I wonder how many doctors and surgeons have become millionaires and billionaires. Sickness is part of life, is it not? What else is new?)

3 - The Star Newspaper: 18 February 2007 (Global Conflicts Likely) - "Threats of disease resulting from poultry and seafood... General better economy... More financial opportunities... India, Africa and Latin America taking the world stage... Western countries will face a challenging time in the first half of the year. South East Asian countries will also enjoy continued good fortune." (Well, I haven't heard or seen India, Africa and Latin America taken over the world stage from the USA, Japan and China in 2007)


Note: If someone who makes annual predictions and gets half of them right can be labelled a Feng Shui master, then I guess everyone can qualify to be one. So it's alright if your Feng Shui and Ba Zi are partially right and partially wrong. We should get 50% off for the fees, no?

Now for my prediction... JYMA will not get married in 2008 as he does not have the balls to do it! Lets check in 2009, shall we? I may just get this 100% right! Does it qualify me as a Feng Shui master instead of a Marketer? Hmmm......